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Link Related to Canada in some say Brenda Martin wants to go back to Mexico "I could say right now that if the Mexican government was to give me a pardonI would go back,Brenda Martin wrote in an article titled I Languished in a Mexican Prisonpublished online at the social media website Orato.

Brenda Martin wants to go back to Mexico Time: 7:03 AM on Wednesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 81
Poster: mtbr

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2008/12/30/brenda-martin.html

Funny | 81 hits | 7:03 AM on Wednesday | posted by mtbr

"I could say right now that if the Mexican government was to give me a pardon, I would go back," Brenda Martin wrote in an article titled I Languished in a Mexican Prison, published online at the social media website Orato.
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The 12 day of Obama Humor for the hollidays.

Time: 1:51 PM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 166
Poster: ridenrain

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=902_1230223219

Funny | 166 hits | 1:51 PM on Thursday | posted by ridenrain

Humor for the hollidays.
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Utah store has bone to pick with shoplifting dog, still at large MURRAYUtah A thief remains at large after pulling off a daring heist in the pet food aisle

Utah store has bone to pick with shoplifting dog, still at large Time: 10:31 AM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 175
Poster: Hyack

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/081225/K122502AU.html

Funny | 175 hits | 10:31 AM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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MURRAY, Utah - A thief remains at large after pulling off a daring heist - in the pet food aisle
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Sock and awe: Bush-bashing becomes an online sensation DUBAI A shoe-throwing incident at an Iraqi news conference with George WBush has inspired a spate of Internet games where the players hurl footwear at moving targets of the U.Spresident.

Sock and awe: Bush-bashing becomes an online sensation Time: 10:49 PM on Wednesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 102
Poster: Hyack

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081217.wbushshoes

Funny | 102 hits | 10:49 PM on Wednesday | posted by Hyack
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DUBAI — A shoe-throwing incident at an Iraqi news conference with George W. Bush has inspired a spate of Internet games where the players hurl footwear at moving targets of the U.S. president.
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Chains of love broken with help of police in Michigan If you love somethingset it free.

Time: 7:52 AM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 76
Poster: snookums

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/11/national/a

Funny | 76 hits | 7:52 AM on Thursday | posted by snookums
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If you love something, set it free.
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Enviro-weenies confuse beavers for chainsaws GREEN campaigners called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.

Enviro-weenies confuse beavers for chainsaws Time: 7:17 AM on Wednesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 184
Poster: ridenrain

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/74932/Eco-warriors-snitch-on-beave

Funny | 184 hits | 7:17 AM on Wednesday | posted by ridenrain

GREEN campaigners called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve – only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.
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Link Related to Canada in some say How the Chretien couls steal power A cartoon for the hollidays

How the Chretien couls steal power Time: 9:22 AM on Saturday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 227
Poster: ridenrain

http://cagle.msnbc.com/politicalcartoons/PCcartoons/nease.asp

Funny | 227 hits | 9:22 AM on Saturday | posted by ridenrain
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A cartoon for the hollidays
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Aussie mayor wins sexist 'award' for inviting ugly women to town An Australian mayor who invited ugly women to move to his outback mining townsaying even they would find a man therehas won the top "awardfor the most sexist public comment of the year. Mayor John Moloney of remote Mount Isa was chosen by the vol

Time: 9:22 AM on Monday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 151
Poster: bootlegga

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/081121/oddities/australia_women_sexism_

Funny | 151 hits | 9:22 AM on Monday | posted by bootlegga
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An Australian mayor who invited ugly women to move to his outback mining town, saying even they would find a man there, has won the top "award" for the most sexist public comment of the year. Mayor John Moloney of remote Mount Isa was chosen by the vol
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Link Related to Canada in some say Somali Pirates make offer for Citigroup By Andreas Hippin November 20 (Bloomberg-The Somali piratesrenegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Adenare negotiating a purchase of Citigroup. The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing

Time: 10:21 AM on Friday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 218
Poster: DrCaleb

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081121.WBstreetwi

Funny | 218 hits | 10:21 AM on Friday | posted by DrCaleb
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By Andreas Hippin November 20 (Bloomberg) -- The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup. The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing
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Link Related to Canada in some say Canadian election was 'so meh,' dictionary says LONDON -Are Canadian elections boring Wellaccording to the folks in Britain who put out the Collins English Dictionaryit seems our elections practically define the term.

Canadian election was 'so meh,' dictionary says Time: 8:40 AM on Monday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 145
Poster: WDHIII

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081117/elections

Funny | 145 hits | 8:40 AM on Monday | posted by WDHIII
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LONDON -- Are Canadian elections boring? Well, according to the folks in Britain who put out the Collins English Dictionary, it seems our elections practically define the term.
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Americans O-ddicted to Obama As the Presidential election approaches the finish linemillions of Americans are starting to feel the effects of ‘Obama Overload.Not since the boy-band era of the early 1990’s has one entity produced so much merchandise.

Time: 8:20 AM on Tuesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 213
Poster: VanCityHawk

http://www.dailyseagull.com/americans-o-ddcted-to-obama/

Funny | 213 hits | 8:20 AM on Tuesday | posted by VanCityHawk
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As the Presidential election approaches the finish line, millions of Americans are starting to feel the effects of ‘Obama Overload.’ Not since the boy-band era of the early 1990’s has one entity produced so much merchandise.
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Link Related to Canada in some say High Energy Mullets..and hockey funny about Canada Day at a San Diego Gulls Game GO GULLS GO GULLS!!!!

Time: 4:05 PM on Friday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 166
Poster: nanza

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2005/feb/10/high-energy-mullets/

Funny | 166 hits | 4:05 PM on Friday | posted by nanza
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funny about Canada Day at a San Diego Gulls Game GO GULLS GO GULLS!!!!
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Link Related to Canada in some say Blood is thicker in Canada an open letter to a BF...funny as H E Double Hockey sticks

Time: 4:03 PM on Friday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 201
Poster: nanza

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2007/aug/05/blood-thicker-canada/

Funny | 201 hits | 4:03 PM on Friday | posted by nanza
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an open letter to a BF...funny as H E Double Hockey sticks
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Link Related to Canada in some say Halloween dream..a funny editorial from the San diego Reader everyone has their own idea and experienes with this special Autumn holiday..here's one from the San Diego Reader

Time: 3:47 PM on Friday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 134
Poster: nanza

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2008/oct/29/halloween-dream/

Funny | 134 hits | 3:47 PM on Friday | posted by nanza
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everyone has their own idea and experienes with this special Autumn holiday..here's one from the San Diego Reader
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Link Related to Canada in some say Halloween democrat cartoon Very scary kids.

Time: 11:27 AM on Sunday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 217
Poster: ridenrain

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sE3hHtT2w6c/SQSbU3vCVxI/AAAAAAAAAK0/7zAkML-D

Funny | 217 hits | 11:27 AM on Sunday | posted by ridenrain
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Very scary kids.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Man Joins 14,000 Hockey Pools For most Canadiansjoining 2-3 fantasy hockey pools is enough to occupy their minds during the long cold winterFor an Ontario manjoining 14,000 pools is barely getting started.

Man Joins 14,000 Hockey Pools Time: 10:47 AM on Friday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 179
Poster: karmstrong

http://www.dailyseagull.com/man-joins-14000-hockey-pools-cheers-for-ev

Funny | 179 hits | 10:47 AM on Friday | posted by karmstrong
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For most Canadians, joining 2-3 fantasy hockey pools is enough to occupy their minds during the long cold winter. For an Ontario man, joining 14,000 pools is barely getting started.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Spin That Sign..Only Jugglers need apply The San Diego Reader started out as a bohemian 3 page..and is now the first largest alternative paper in SD...funny ..smart ..irreverent..here some funny Sunday faire from due South

Spin That Sign..Only Jugglers need apply Time: 9:51 AM on Sunday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 245
Poster: nanza

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2008/oct/15/cover/

Funny | 245 hits | 9:51 AM on Sunday | posted by nanza
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The San Diego Reader started out as a bohemian 3 page..and is now the first largest alternative paper in SD...funny ..smart ..irreverent..here some funny Sunday faire from due South
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Link Related to Canada in some say Delicious Pineapple Squirrels Face Extinction Experts Warn Extreme tastinessferocious cocktails and urban drunkenness could make the rare pineapple squirrels extinct within four years environmentalists are warning.

Delicious Pineapple Squirrels Face Extinction Experts Warn Time: 11:03 AM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 373
Poster: karmstrong

http://www.dailyseagull.com/delicious-pineapple-squirrels-face-extinct

Funny | 373 hits | 11:03 AM on Thursday | posted by karmstrong

Extreme tastiness, ferocious cocktails and urban drunkenness could make the rare pineapple squirrels extinct within four years environmentalists are warning.
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Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen Paris Hilton continues online presidential campaign

Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen Time: 9:26 AM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 191
Poster: Hyack

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06ae3d8563

Funny | 191 hits | 9:26 AM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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Paris Hilton continues online presidential campaign
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Link Related to Canada in some say Cat Born with Small Face Just Wants to be Loved, Pet Samson the white short-haired cat was destined to have a difficult life after being born with a face too small for his body.

Cat Born with Small Face Just Wants to be Loved, Pet Time: 3:35 PM on Tuesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 1056
Poster: karmstrong

http://www.dailyseagull.com/cat-born-with-small-face-just-wants-to-be-

Funny | 1056 hits | 3:35 PM on Tuesday | posted by karmstrong
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Samson the white short-haired cat was destined to have a difficult life after being born with a face too small for his body.
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Man nabbed for skinny dipping in moat that rings the Imperial Palace in Tokyo TOKYO Police have apprehended a westerner who went skinny dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in Tokyo

Man nabbed for skinny dipping in moat that rings the Imperial Palace in Tokyo Time: 9:46 AM on Tuesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 168
Poster: Hyack

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/081007/K100702AU.html

Funny | 168 hits | 9:46 AM on Tuesday | posted by Hyack
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TOKYO - Police have apprehended a westerner who went skinny dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in Tokyo
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Link Related to Canada in some say Iginla Diagnosed With Smile-itis The captain of the Calgary FlamesJarome Iginlaannounced today that he has been diagnosed with smile-itis.

Time: 8:04 AM on Monday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 213
Poster: VanCityHawk

http://www.dailyseagull.com/iginla-diagnosed-with-smile-itis/

Funny | 213 hits | 8:04 AM on Monday | posted by VanCityHawk
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The captain of the Calgary Flames, Jarome Iginla, announced today that he has been diagnosed with smile-itis.
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Link Related to Canada in some say First Vancouver Olympic Ticket Scam Angus Nedrya 45 year old resident of Vancouverhas the dubious distinction of the being the first to fall for a Vancouver 2010 Olympics ticket scam.

Time: 10:47 AM on Saturday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 168
Poster: VanCityHawk

http://www.dailyseagull.com/first-vancouver-olympic-ticket-scam/

Funny | 168 hits | 10:47 AM on Saturday | posted by VanCityHawk
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Angus Nedry, a 45 year old resident of Vancouver, has the dubious distinction of the being the first to fall for a Vancouver 2010 Olympics ticket scam.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mother plans to screen lotto winner's girlfriends The mother of a single 28-year-old GuelphOnt.man who just won a $35.3M jackpot says she plans on screening any potential dates first.

Mother plans to screen lotto winner's girlfriends Time: 9:32 AM on Saturday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 205
Poster: WDHIII

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081003/lotto_win

Funny | 205 hits | 9:32 AM on Saturday | posted by WDHIII
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The mother of a single 28-year-old Guelph, Ont., man who just won a $35.3M jackpot says she plans on screening any potential dates first.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Dick Sexsmith Tired of Being Labeled a Porn Star Local Vancouver firefighter Richard Sexsmith is sick and tired of being labeled a porn star by his friendscolleagues and everyone in the service industry Being a firefighter hasn’t helped things.

Dick Sexsmith Tired of Being Labeled a Porn Star Time: 3:20 PM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 290
Poster: karmstrong

http://www.dailyseagull.com/dick-sexsmith-tired-of-being-labeled-a-por

Funny | 290 hits | 3:20 PM on Thursday | posted by karmstrong
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Local Vancouver firefighter Richard Sexsmith is sick and tired of being labeled a porn star by his friends, colleagues and everyone in the service industry. Being a firefighter hasn’t helped things.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mercer Report: Election kids Just funny.

Time: 8:04 PM on Tuesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 255
Poster: ridenrain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hfGy_b87gI&eurl=http://canadaconservat

Funny | 255 hits | 8:04 PM on Tuesday | posted by ridenrain
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Just funny.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Politicians make strange bedfellows When it comes to politics in this countryone man stands aloneYesthat man is satirist Rick Mercerthe host of CBC's Rick Mercer Report.

Politicians make strange bedfellows Time: 11:53 AM on Monday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 150
Poster: Hyack

http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=68f1c74a-a2af-4c8

Funny | 150 hits | 11:53 AM on Monday | posted by Hyack
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When it comes to politics in this country, one man stands alone. Yes, that man is satirist Rick Mercer, the host of CBC's Rick Mercer Report.
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Link Related to Canada in some say It's the Aliens Ummm...I hope it's satirebut I'm afraid it's not

Time: 9:54 AM on Monday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 220
Poster: Reverend Blair

http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/home/Frontpage/2008/09/29/02631.html

Funny | 220 hits | 9:54 AM on Monday | posted by Reverend Blair
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Ummm...I hope it's satire, but I'm afraid it's not
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Link Related to Canada in some say Make-up-free Pammie in fire alert Pamela Anderson was "mortifiedwhen she had to evacuate a hotel without any make-up on.

Make-up-free Pammie in fire alert Time: 3:14 PM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 215
Poster: Hyack

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4704198a1860.html

Funny | 215 hits | 3:14 PM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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Pamela Anderson was "mortified" when she had to evacuate a hotel without any make-up on.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Comedian cuffed after professing her love for Harper Security officials weren't laughing when CBC comedian Geri Hall approached Conservative Leader Stephen Harper at a press conference in Halifax Friday and began declaring her love.

Comedian cuffed after professing her love for Harper Time: 11:09 PM on Friday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 233
Poster: Hyack

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canadavotes/story/2008/09/12/22minutes-hall-har

Funny | 233 hits | 11:09 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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Security officials weren't laughing when CBC comedian Geri Hall approached Conservative Leader Stephen Harper at a press conference in Halifax Friday and began declaring her love.
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Ex-Ranger Avery's story fashions a movie New Line Cinema is prepping a film based on former Ranger Sean Avery's experiences in the fashion worldincluding his stint as a summer intern at a fashion magazineaccording to the Hollywood Reporter.

Time: 3:24 PM on Wednesday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 145
Poster: snookums

http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/ny-spavery105836601sep10,0,7298

Funny | 145 hits | 3:24 PM on Wednesday | posted by snookums
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New Line Cinema is prepping a film based on former Ranger Sean Avery's experiences in the fashion world, including his stint as a summer intern at a fashion magazine, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Media cartoon Time: 6:09 PM on Friday
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Hits: 217
Poster: ridenrain

http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/080904/cam.jpg

Funny | 217 hits | 6:09 PM on Friday | posted by ridenrain
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Link Related to Canada in some say Four-footed bandits disrupt play's performance in Stanley Park The opening night performance of a play in Stanley Park hit an unexpected glitch Friday night when one of the show's 'cast memberswas attacked by raccoons.

Four-footed bandits disrupt play's performance in Stanley Park Time: 10:35 PM on Saturday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 186
Poster: Hyack

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=ca0955cc-f2eb-47

Funny | 186 hits | 10:35 PM on Saturday | posted by Hyack
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The opening night performance of a play in Stanley Park hit an unexpected glitch Friday night when one of the show's 'cast members' was attacked by raccoons.
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Bush works up a sweat getting to know the women's volleyball team They seem to be getting along famouslywith Bush giving one contender from the U.Svolleyball team a playful pat on the bottom.

Bush works up a sweat getting to know the women's volleyball team Time: 8:58 AM on Sunday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 411
Poster: mtbr

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1043122/Cheeky-George-Bus

Funny | 411 hits | 8:58 AM on Sunday | posted by mtbr
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They seem to be getting along famously, with Bush giving one contender from the U.S. volleyball team a playful pat on the bottom.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Prepare for global temperature rise of 4C, warns top scientist "At 4 degrees we are basically into a different climate regime,said Prof Neil Adgeran expert on adaptation to climate change at the Tyndall Centre for Climate Change Research in Norwich.

Prepare for global temperature rise of 4C, warns top scientist Time: 7:36 AM on Thursday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 220
Poster: mtbr

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/aug/06/climatechange.scienc

Funny | 220 hits | 7:36 AM on Thursday | posted by mtbr

"At 4 degrees we are basically into a different climate regime," said Prof Neil Adger, an expert on adaptation to climate change at the Tyndall Centre for Climate Change Research in Norwich.
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Link Related to Canada in some say A few snippets of B.C.'s history you might have forgotten It's the B.CDay long weekendtime to celebrate the 150th anniversary ofumwhat?

A few snippets of B.C.'s history you might have forgotten Time: 1:51 PM on Sunday
Topic: Funny
Hits: 212
Poster: Hyack

http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/story.html?id=1f1e752

Funny | 212 hits | 1:51 PM on Sunday | posted by Hyack
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